Vocal Warm‑Up Exercises
Give me the gift of a grip top sock,
A dip‑drape, ship‑shape, tip‑top sock,
Not your spiv‑slick, slap‑stick, slip‑slop stock,
But a plastic elastic grip‑top sock.
None of your fantastic slack swap‑slop
From a slapdash, flash cash, haberdash shop.
Not a knick‑knack, knit‑lock, knock‑kneed knickerbocker sock
With a mock‑shot, blob‑mottled trick tick‑tocker clock.
Not a rucked‑up, puckered up flop‑top sock,
Not a super‑sheer, seersucker pukka sack‑smock sock.
Not a spot speckled, frog‑freckled cheap sheik’s sock
Off a hotch‑potch, moss‑blotched botched Scotch block.
Nothing slip‑slop, drip‑drop, flip‑flop or clip‑clop.
Tip me a tip‑top grip‑top sock.
Red leather‑ yellow leather, red leather‑ yellow leather, red leather‑ yellow leather
Toy boat, toy boat, toy boat
Irish wristwatch, Irish wristwatch, Irish wristwatch,
Round and round the rugged rock the ragged rascal ran
Good blood‑ bad blood, good blood‑ bad blood, good blood‑ bad blood
You know New York, unique New York
What a to‑do to die today, at a minute or two to two;
a thing distinctly hard to say, but harder still to do.
For they’ll beat a tattoo, at twenty to two
a rat‑tat‑tat‑ tat‑tat‑tat‑ tat‑tat‑tattoo
and the dragon will come when he hears the drum
at a minute or two to two today, at a minute or two to two.
Amidst the mists and fiercest frosts,
With barest wrists, and stoutest boasts,
He trusts his fists against the posts
And still insists he sees the ghosts
Remember the money, remember the money, remember the money, remember
She stood on the balcony,
Inexplicably mimicking him hiccupping,
And amicably welcoming him home.
A big black bug bit a big black bear, and the big black bear bled blue black blood.
To the tip of the tongue to the teeth to the lips
A synonym for cinnamon.
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